Has she not told you about her time in foggy town yet? She took a film class over at Westminster, "You simply haven’t seen film until you’ve seen Bergman on the silver screen." I thought Jessica's favorite movie was The Muppets take Manhattan? Jessica puts a song on the aux. "Is this the new Bruno Mars?" you ask. You and Jessica love Bruno Mars. She laughs and explains that this is a traditional folk band she saw in Greece; they record all of their albums in abandoned goat stables, it's better for acoustics. You try talking to her about how you finally hooked up with your crush. “Sounds tame,” Jessica says, “well at least tamer than the live sex show I caught in Amsterdam.” Remember when Jessica only cared about New Amsterdam? Now she just posts pictures from abroad with captions like, “Would rather be here!” Remember when YOU were good enough for Jessica? Jessica declined to comment, stating she had a flamenco class to get to.