You’re pretty much a buzzkill, devoted Capricorn. You can be condescending, cynical, unforgiving and just, like, kind of nauseating. It’s not all bad, though. You love your family and you have lots of self-control. But this weekend we’re going to temporarily put these two priorities on the back burner. What you need is to tornado a water bottle, crawl the bars, rip a Juul, slap a cup, flip a cup, sink a shot, waterfall a brew, pull trig, crack a cold one with the boys, boot, rally, boot, rally. Instead of killing the buzz, you’ll be resurrecting it. Birth the buzz, Capricorn. Just kidding. Alcohol won’t solve your personality problems. I’ve changed my mind. Maybe it’s better that you spend some quality time with your family - unless they’re Capricorns, too. Locate the Leos and Aries of your life and spend time with them. Or the Libras and Virgos. Even the Scorpios will help your cause and they're honestly terrifying.