So, when you’re meandering around the club fair trying to find something else to occupy your time, listen to the screaming voices. No, not those voices, the ones coming from the table overflowing with women decked out in short shorts and jerseys even though it’s a toasty 13 degrees outside. You’ll get in the best shape of your life, meet some awesome people, and maybe, just maybe, sneak an invite to one of those pasta dinners. At the very least, you’ll lock yourself down a good nickname; names such as Nassa, Tits, Jizz, Ms. Email 7, WindMillz, Nart, Carrots, and Flolleen have graced the team over the past few years, and they’re always looking for the next one. Go Rams! Go Women’s Rugby! And football sucks!